Stories
from the somewhat twisted sailing past of Nick Seraphinoff (W864) These are not really logs but do make great reading!! Nick is the best storyteller I know. ... |
From:
Peter E. Rahn
Sent:
Tuesday, March 13, 2012 6:23 PM
Subject:
UK visit
Hello Al
Here is a sad account of what happened while Nick and I were in the UK recently. Regards, Peter Hustled by Hartley as told by Nick Seraphinoff , then the real story from Peter Rahn Richard Hartley shoots rare songbird.
(UWPI,
March 8, 2012) During our recent visit to England and Hartley Boats, we
had occasion to spend a lot of time with Richard Hartley. A gracious
host indeed! One afternoon Richard invited me to a game of pool on a
table we happened upon. He said why not bet five dollars on the
game. Me, having spent a lot of my teen years in the pool hall,
said, "Why not?" I very shortly left the pool table owing Mr. Hartley
five dollars. He said, "No matter. You can get me back tomorrow at the
shooting range." Since I shoot clay targets all the time, I said, "Why
don't we double down?' He jumped at it. Hmmm? We
began by shooting skeet which was his game. The loser would be the one
having missed the most birds at the end of our shooting. I left the
skeet range down by seven targets but knew I could get that back when
we moved on to the sporting clays range. That's my game. Things were
going rather well and I was within a target or so of pulling ahead near
the end. That's when disaster struck! Richard
was shooting at a target that was high and quite far away and I noticed
a small songbird out there above his target. Upon a closer look it was,
I am sure, a rare Yellow-Breasted Larch Finch, a member of the Thrush
family. One of the last of England's native birds. I had just read an
article about them on the flight over. The last one having been sighted
just before the bombings of WW II. Richard
hit the clay target but at the same time I saw the little bird shudder
and then waver in his flight. The poor little waif tried to gain
altitude but the lead shot in his tiny body was just too much. He
struggled on for a few seconds before he began spiraling to the ground
like a helicopter with one rotor blade broken. Richard of course never
noticed any of this as he was so consumed with thoughts of taking
another fifteen dollars from me. I myself was so upset and distraught
over the demise of the poor little fellow that I missed the last four
clay targets. Mr. Hartley of course, jumped on that and never missed
another target. Respectfully,
Nick Seraphinoff (United Wayfarer Press International
correspondent) Comments
about the author and the above story as seen by Peter Rahn.
It
was a tremendous trip for Nick and myself (Mary & Lina can
attest). Our host, Richard Hartley, was very gracious and
entertaining. I have never met a man with so much zeal. Back to
the story as it unfolded It all started off with Richard's snooker
table. This table is enormous, to say the least, with its own
room.
Richard
carefully planned his attack on the unsuspecting Nick. With a
simple statement, "Want to play a game and bet?" Nick - hook, line and
sinker: "Sure, why not?" I took the approach that this is
something I don't know and don't want to be embarrassed by my
performance! Long story short, Nick owed Richard a sum of
money. The next day Richard suggested that Nick make up the
damage by going skeet shooting. Nick loves to shoot and thought it
would be a shoo-in.
The
story continues with both Richard and Nick in fierce competition. Both
are expert marksmen. (I could not even hit the broad side of a
barn!) Then the worst possible thing happened. A rare bird's life was
lost - sooo sad. In the end, poor Nick lost again and so did the bird.
Later
that evening, Richard announced his victory to the entire hotel. A banner was produced by a
beaming Richard (l) and Nick (middle) as a good sport.
In the end, the only loser was that poor rare bird, now extinct! |